The mayor of a New England town resolves to turn it into the next tourist hot spot, despite local warnings that it's cursed.
Apr 28, 2026 |
1. Welcome to Widow's Bay!We hope you enjoyed the three-hour ferry to New England's best-kept secret! Ignore the warnings about the fog. Everything's fine. |
Apr 28, 2026 |
2. LodgingCherish the historical charm of our local inn, which Mayor Loftis will prove is safe by spending a night there alone. |
May 05, 2026 |
3. The Inaugural SwimIt's time for the annual beach opening. Lay out a towel as the mayor "tests the waters." Unrelated: Do not pick up hitchhikers. |
May 12, 2026 |
4. Beach ReadsMake sure you pack a good read for the beach! (We do not recommend self-help books on the island.) |
May 19, 2026 |
5. What to Expect on Your TripWe apologize for the curfew. Please remain calm as we determine what's happening. On a separate note, keep your teenagers inside after dark. |
May 26, 2026 |
6. Our HistoryThe history of Widow's Bay is a beautiful tale of marriage, loyalty, and a love that endures beyond lifetimes. That's all. |
May 26, 2026 |
7. SeasicknessSet out to sea with Mayor Loftis and cherished local figure, Wyck! They are attending to some business—best to simply enjoy the voyage. |
Jun 02, 2026 |
8. Your BaggageDon't worry about misplaced luggage. Old baggage always resurfaces in Widow's Bay. |
Jun 09, 2026 |
9. Emergency ShelterPlease seek shelter should a centuries-old storm rage toward the island and plunge us into darkness. Enjoy a card game. |
Jun 16, 2026 |
10. We Hope You Enjoyed Your Time!We understand that hard choices had to be made and we may never be the same, but we hope you'll visit again! |