Family Guy (1999)
Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.
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Jul 11, 2001 |
1. The Thin White Line (1)Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department. |
Jul 18, 2001 |
2. Brian Does Hollywood (2)Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film. |
Jul 25, 2001 |
3. Mr. Griffin Goes to WashingtonThe tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking. |
Aug 01, 2001 |
4. One if by Clam, Two if by SeaWhen a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English. |
Aug 08, 2001 |
5. And the Wiener Is...Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath. |
Aug 15, 2001 |
6. Death LivesAfter a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois. |
Aug 22, 2001 |
7. Lethal WeaponsNew Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills. |
Aug 29, 2001 |
8. The Kiss Seen Around the WorldMeg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station. |
Sep 05, 2001 |
9. Mr. Saturday KnightPeter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight. |
Sep 19, 2001 |
10. Fish out of WaterWhen Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral. |
Oct 08, 2001 |
11. Emission ImpossibleLois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby. |
Nov 15, 2001 |
12. To Love and Die in DixieThe Griffins are put into the witness protection program. |
Nov 29, 2001 |
13. Screwed the PoochPeter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is. |
Dec 06, 2001 |
14. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered. |
Dec 20, 2001 |
15. Ready, Willing, and DisabledJoe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26. |
Dec 21, 2001 |
16. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' ChristmasChristmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children. |
Jan 17, 2002 |
17. Brian Wallows and Peter's SwallowsBrian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds. |
Jan 24, 2002 |
18. From Method to MadnessStewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist. |
Jan 31, 2002 |
19. Stuck Together, Torn ApartPeter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together. |
Feb 07, 2002 |
20. Road to EuropeStewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert. |
Feb 14, 2002 |
21. Family Guy Viewer Mail #1Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals." |
Dec 10, 2004 |
22. When You Wish Upon a WeinsteinThe day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. |